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Short of biting the head off a live pigeon, Cankles Caligula put on a dementia show today for the aged. California Congresswoman calls out the national security threats from Trum’s inability to remain conscious. Only here will you get a viable explanation for why a certain medication has disappeared from his personal pharmacopia. 

Cankles Caligula throws a ginormous hissy.  Whiskey Pete desecrates the memory of the heroes of Normandy. Bobby Kennedy dodges the screw worms. Waiting for the boos at Madison Square Garden, where police were giving the literal runaround to ticket holders. Patriots sue to stop Nitwit Nero’s embarrassing UFC brawl. Coalruption for Senator Jumbo Justice. Hope abides that Todd Blanche will lose his law license if not go to prison. 

We’re in dire financial straits and your ‘umble ‘ostess has to buy new tires. we raised a third of the cost. If you hear this podcast, we still need to raise another $445. Can you please help?

From one screw worm to another. One is “biological.”

In the middle, even the Texas MAGAT Ag Commissioner is pissed and the Iowa GOP Gov nominee is running from his porny past . . . while he ran a K-12 school. 

My father, a carrier sailor from WW II whose first job was Fire Control, would send curse words into space at what his fellow carrie sailors dealt with on the Ford. 

Shortstack Rubio loses in a battle of wits with Rep. Ted Lieu. Nitwit Nero’s bromance with “Jaxson” grows ever stronger. Ag Sec Brookey Rollins doesn’t know what “farmer” means. Stevie Three-Shirts and NutMegyn Kelly are both throwing the towel on November. Why isn’t Nitwit Nero taking his gender-affirming care anymore?

Hooooo-weee! “See? BS” just bought themselves a whoppin’ lawsuit. Please, Mr. Pelley, take it to trial. PLEEEEASE!

MarkWayne lacks Krusti’s appeal. 

California scares me. 

J6er gets plum Pentagon position. Li’l Marco doubletalks his way through a budget hearing. Ebola? What Ebola? Sen. Van Hollen refers to Trump as stupid to Rubio’s face. Homophobic Tennestan version of George Santos gets called out by a MAGAT colleague. Graham Platner’s campaign takes another hit. 

Late upload. Had to go out and buy a new keyboard. Sometimes, your ‘umble ‘ostess shouldn’t be trusted with anything more complex that a pair of chopsticks. 

TRIGGER WARNING: this episode contains on of if not the absolute worst cases of CSA I’ve ever read. The evil that stalks this world knows no bounds and seems to be expanding.

James Talarico has literally reduced the MAGATS to sniveling, snot-nosed schoolyard pissants. Angry Texas Republicans are ready to burn it all down to punish their leadership. Nitwit Nero is in the middle of a losing streak. 

Aging PC decided to be recalcitrant. Sorry for the delay.

Fornicatin’ Ken Paxton’s gonna have his hands full with James Talarico. Mayonnaise-mouth Miller gets burnt to ash after attacking the Texas Democrat. Nitwit Nero cost the MAGATS millions in campaign funds with his Paxton endorsement. Israeli fascists pursue genocide in Lebanon, declare they won’t “allow” a peace between the U.S. and Iran. 

Cankles Caligula goes to the hospital. Heads to Camp David, a place he despises on Wednesday. Something’s up.

Nitwit Nero snoozes through Whiskey Pete’s sixth grade Memorial Day speech. He was probably tired after spending the whole weekend teasing his “amaaaaazing, buhleeve meeee” Iran peace deal that may or may not happen, seeing as how PsychoBibi hates the idea of peace. MAGAT blatherskates, meanwhile don’t know whether to poop or go blind. 

When J6ers merge with “Cops.” Hilarity ensues. “Filmed Live On Location In Clarksville, Tennessee.” OTOH, that J6 domestic terrorist has raised $100,000+ Hey, MAGATS! DON’T take the last train to Clarksville.

We’ve never been here before: all but a day of an entire month unfunded.

PLEASE?!

Another day for this little program to be miles ahead of the Multi-Villainaire ForProfit Media. It’s rather strange to constantly realize that we identify issues before the media conglomerates do. From psychiatrists predicting a Nitwit Nero Nuclear first strike to Marje n’ Alex or NutMeg finally having the lights come on, well. And we do it all without a single ad and without charging anyone even a penny.

This edition had more than its fair share of wacky tucked away amongst the various outrages of the day. Jasmine Crockett is wringing every last drop of history from her time in Congress. Jeff Bezos, otoh, is wringing every last drop of wealth from the rest of the country. 

Tough day for warmongers in the House. Lousy day to be Todd Blanche, too. Rough one for Rafaelito, as well. 

“Or what?” Nitwit Nero threatens Iran again . . . some more, but does so while grifting millions of dollars in stocks he was touting. Stock up on your favorite flavor of motor oil. It’s probably going to get hard to find. No worries, though. Food will too, eventually. Oh, and former SecDef Gates told See? BS News that PsychoBibi tried the same schtick on Obama, only Obama’s brain wasn’t a swiss cheese with spirochetes zipping through the holes.

Poor Jadey! That poor egg couldn’t deliver an applause line with a FedEx (unpaid product placement) 747. And then Thing Leer pits the two of them against each other. Save me, Livy!

Thanks to everyone who matched the gifts that got us funded out of April.

Humiliation in GY-na. Cankles Caligula gets a stern lecture from his pal Xi about Taiwan. Ukraine weathers another Russian onslaught as Pooty targets children. Virginia “Double-X” Foxx upbraids a . . . 4th grader. Tra$h Patel goes snorkeling among the honored dead. MAGAT judge hammers DoJ pettifoggers in Rhode Island. Fappy and Sammy throw a hissy over Mifepristone. Hung Cao spreads a load of bull in Congress. 

MAGATS mad at music,